“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.”

Anne Lamott

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Fran Lebowitz

goal for today

“If you can’t annoy somebody there is little point in writing.” -Kingsley Amis

long walks

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Noel Coward (possibly? probably?)