on having diverse tastes in literature

My reading list has been somewhat eclectic lately, reflecting my scattered frame of mind. My nightly flossing routine provides a valuable five minutes of reading time, which I spend on magazines: Inc. to learn how to build Wingspan into a corporate giant, Shambhala Sun to try to discover some inner peace and Rug Hooking to fantasize about a day when I’ll have to time to be creative again.

Then, in those few, drowsy minutes before lapsing into unconsciousness, I read a book like this one:

This Book is Overdue! by Marilyn Johnson. I found this book about the constantly evolving face of libraries and librarians interesting, even though it’s very different from my own experience as a lowly little part-timer working for a predominantly rural network of libraries. Johnson explores the multitude of ways in which librarians use technology to do what librarians do best – connect people with the information they need – and introduces the reader to blogging librarians, online librarians, Second Life librarians, anarchist librarians, reference librarians and lots of good ol’ public librarians who are seriously intent on keeping their libraries vibrant and vital to the communities they serve. Definitely worth a read for anyone interested in libraries and/or information technology.

Then I swing to the opposite pole and read a book like this:

Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern. Because I’m always ridiculously late to anything hip or hot, I just discovered this book when it came in as a hold for a co-worker. The book is an offshoot of Halpern’s Twitter account of the same name, which, as you might have deduced, is about funny things sh*t Halpern’s dad says. And his dad can be funny. Really funny, sometimes. But since a book of one-liners would be tedious, I suppose, Halpern has written a short autobiography (he’s only 27) around his father’s quotes and it’s…okay. It isn’t terrible or deadly boring or anything like that, it’s just…okay. He seems like a nice enough guy, just one who, aside from the astounding popularity of his Twitter account, hasn’t done much that makes gripping reading. Public school. Moving out to attend university. Moving back home as an adult. Crummy jobs. Breaking up with girlfriends.

I also need to say that Halpern Sr’s profanity and scathing criticisms didn’t seem as funny to me when he was barking them at Halpern as a child. At times, it seemed downright abusive. He makes sure to emphasize his father loved and loves him very much, but I couldn’t help feeling bad for the kid. It must have been hard to live with such a prickly personality.

Would I recommend it? Sure, for a few laughs, but only if you aren’t bothered by cursing. There is scarcely a clean sentence.

And then I was on to:

Sloth by Wendy Wasserstein. Sloth is one of a series on the seven deadly sins, commissioned by The New York Public Library and Oxford University Press and I’m intrigued enough to want to read the others. Wasserstein’s approach to her sin was to create a self-help book, Sloth: And How to Get It. It’s a nice parody of the self-help genre – wry, not silly – as well as a biting commentary on those who coast through life with as little engagement as possible, but I have to admit I found all the talk about giving up hope, creativity, ambition, passion and drive depressing enough that, at times, it seemed like a how-to manual for depression. Giving up doing is one thing (and something that us over-achievers could stand to practice once in a while), but giving up caring pushed it into bummer territory, I thought. Still, the plan’s induction phase, maintenance phase and activity gram counter (limit of fifty per day) made me smile.

And what have you read lately?

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teacher’s pets

On the off chance anyone cares, I thought I’d give a quick update on what’s new around here.

Update #1:  The kids are now all being home-schooled. Yes, by me. Yes, I am aware I’m not a teacher. Yes, I know they’ll be completely unsocialized and spend the rest of their days living in a cave. Thanks for your concern.

It all started with Foster. He just isn’t a classroom kind of kid. He’s very bright and astonishingly creative, but he’s also quiet and adept at flying under the teacher’s radar. While she was busy with the high-maintenance kids, Foster was busy tuning out everything he found boring (math, in particular) and losing himself in writing and drawing. He needs one-on-one attention to make sure he’s staying on task and a teacher, responsible for 25 kids, can’t provide that. I can. I can also tailor his day so he has more time to spend on his passions. And I can find ways to make the boring stuff slightly less boring.

After a couple weeks of home-school, Charlotte was so jealous of her brother’s new-found love of learning, she started asking to be home-schooled too. We discussed the pros and cons at length and made her think about it for a while and she eventually decided yes, she wanted to be home-schooled too. After another couple weeks, Anna came to the same conclusion.

The kids LOVE it and say they have no regrets and no interest in returning to regular school. They learn just as much, if not more, in a home-school day and do it in half the time of a public school day. While teaching them isn’t as hard as I expected, it definitely is time-consuming. I’m lucky that I can bump my Wingspan work and library shifts to afternoons and evenings to accommodate our school schedule.

I should also mention that I was prepared for huge disapproval from everyone who found out about this and was shocked to receive almost none. Our biggest supporters, in fact, were the principals of the kids’ former schools who think it’s a terrific idea. (Which either says my kids were so bad they’re glad to be rid of them or they recognize the public school system is not an ideal learning environment.) Aside from my mother, every single person to whom I’ve mentioned it has gushed about what a wonderful idea it is and how their __________ (daughter/niece/neighbour) home-schools her children too. I am amazed at how many home-schoolers are out there.

Update #2:  Our house has still not sold. Honestly, people, what are you waiting for?

Update #3:  My doctor continues to struggle with finding the right dose of thyroid medication for me and seeing as she goes on maternity leave shortly, this issue isn’t likely to be resolved anytime soon. I am still waiting to see my specialist regarding the nodules, which, according to my latest ultrasound,  have not shrunk despite the meds. Bummer. In the meantime, I am experimenting with my medication (what happens if I start taking double? what happens if I stop taking it entirely?) because hey, I’m impersonating a teacher everyday now so why not a doctor? How hard can it be?

Update #4:  My novel is pretty well finished and now it’s time to start searching for an agent. The thought of this makes me so nervous I could puke. Or maybe that’s just the double dose of desiccated thyroid I took this morning. If any of you have become literary agents without mentioning it, please do let me know and I’ll send you my manuscript for you to ignore and/or reject.

And what’s new with you?

5 Responses to “teacher’s pets”

  1. Carolyn

    #1 – It’s great that the kids prefer home-schooling and from what Robin says, I am sure they will learn a lot more and probably enjoy learning. Cute picture of Charlotte.
    #2 – Perhaps people are waiting to see if housing prices go down any more. Also, with Christmas so near, I guess not many people are thinking about moving right now. Spring might be a better time.
    #3 – As long as your nodules don’t get any bigger, you probably don’t have to worry about them too much. I have loads of nodules and but I’m not on any medication. I just have to have ultrasounds about twice a year and a biopsy. The endocrinologist says the risk of cancer is 5-15%. If it reaches 30-35% she recommends I have surgery to remove the thyroid and then it’s medication for life. I don’t like that.
    #4 – I hope you find an agent. Do you really need an agent? Just read on “The Writers’ Union of Canada” website that 70% of books published in Canada do not have an agent-assisted contract. Good luck.

  2. Barb

    Dear Lori, I am so in awe of parents who home school, spending even more time with your kids, especially when you have to ensure they do their work and you’re teaching three grades! wow, good for you. I’m sure they love it, more freedom, more creativity, more passion, more fun. When I visited my niece’s class three years ago, I couldn’t believe how much time is spent just lining up, collecting supplies, restoring order, etc.

    Make sure you take enough time for yourself, you sound like you’re very busy looking after so much. Has your doctor referred you to anyone else yet?

    Best of luck with your book, and did I tell you I think you’re amazing?

    much love, bb

  3. Lori

    Aw, Barb. You’re making me sniffle in an undignified way. Thank you for all the compliments and support. I think you’re pretty awesome too. Miss you tons and tons.

  4. Charlotte

    Charlotte here. Cool picture I thought that my Halloween costume was awesome.
    Thanks to you (mom) and dad.

  5. Charlotte

    It probably means that they think that the school needs something else because I was ALWAYS getting good news awards some for helping cleaning the classroom some for being so nice and some for being a very hard working and good student and I ALSO won a trophy for all my good work! Sadly I coulden’t keep it cause they were supposed to always use the same one.

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cue drumroll

Introducing Glen:

 After a couple days of brainstorming names and another couple days of debating them, the top two contenders were Graham and Nathan. And then I suggested Glen. Oh. Glen. We were all instantly sold, except Foster, who is still calling him Nathan. He’ll come around. Or he won’t and the poor dog will never really know what his name is.

Glen seems to be settling in well and is having a ball with Mia, who also seems happy to have someone to do dog-type things with (butt-sniffing, running in circles, pleading to stay indoors) and doesn’t smack her on the head for no reason, like Murray the bully cat. For his part, Murray seems pleased to sit back whenever Mia and Glen are horsing around and watch the show. It’s a good deal all around.  Meanwhile, the sole surviving fish is thinking, uh, hello, still swimming all alone over here.

To give the young lovebirdsdogs a special place of their own, I bought a nice, plush cat bed yesterday and look:

Tandem snoozers.

6 Responses to “cue drumroll”

  1. yana

    Glen the Scottish Chihuahua. I think he needs a kilt.

  2. Lori

    He kind of pees a lot so I think I’ll skip the kilt until he’s older and knit him a little tam.

  3. Barb

    how cute! is that it now, or are chickens next on the list?

  4. Lori

    Chickens next, but not until we move. I seriously cannot wait for fresh eggs.

  5. Anna

    Glen is really cute. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  6. Charlotte

    I really liked the name Nathan but then I thought that Glen would be really good! I love DOGS!

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our new addition

Please welcome _________________, our as yet unnamed addition to the family:

 He came to live with us yesterday, which was also his six-month birthday, and quickly learned we take a lot of photos here.

I don’t think he minds, though. Especially since he is the mellowest dog ever. So far he has spent 90% of his time with us contentedly riding around in someone’s arms.

He’s spent the remaining 10% of his time romping around after Murray and Mia, who are at last united in their distrust of the cute new arrival.

He came with the name Ben, which we really liked at first and thought we’d go with, but by last night we were all wavering on whether he really seemed like a Ben, after all. The girls and I are partial to Graham (with the added benefit that his nickname could be graham cracker, natch) and the menfolk are partial to Nathan or Nate, for short. Other names in the running are Owen, Joel and Wes. It’s a tough call. Any votes? Any other recommendations?

9 Responses to “our new addition”

  1. Carolyn

    I first thought I was looking at a picture of Mia, but of course, Mia is white. The new pup is cute. Is he bigger than Mia? Since he is a Chihuahua, I think he should have a Spanish name – like Manuel, Juan, Fernando, Chico, Jose, Juan, Eduardo, Pedro, Carlo, etc. etc. or Bowser. Poor Murray. Another one to get accustomed to. I hope this one doesn’t chase Murray around like Mia did.

  2. Fiona, Helen and Anna

    It’s Anna and her best friend + Helen.
    Helen says that was hurtful.
    Fiona says that you should name the dog Rupert like Helen’s little brothers middle name.
    Thank you for listening Mom. |:)unibrow-Helen

    P.S. Helen says we are only partially insane.
    P.P.S. Helen says she doesn’t have a unibrow.

  3. yana

    I think he looks like a Ewan. That way when you call the dogs you have to say, Mia and Ewan.

  4. yana

    But Peter thinks you should call him Culpa.

  5. Lori

    He’s smaller than Mia, actually. We never thought we’d see the day when Mia seemed big. Murray has taken it very well and pays as little attention to the new guy as to Mia.

  6. Lori

    Don’t you three have homework to do or something?

  7. Lori

    Double ha!

  8. Charlotte

    GGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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never too young for dark humour

As we were walking out of the mall the other day, we passed a nail salon with a creepy collection of mannequin hands piled on the front counter and Foster said, “Hey look, it’s the Lost and Found for body parts.” That’s my boy.

(Image borrowed from Ameriglobe Imports, Inc.)

3 Responses to “never too young for dark humour”

  1. Anna

    He he he.

  2. Charlotte

    I love you log it’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

  3. Charlotte

    I mean I love your blog it’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!

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irritation – it’s what’s for dinner

Now that the kids are getting older and are having friends over more frequently, they’re also inviting those friends to stay for supper occasionally. This is both good and bad – good because it reminds me how much I like my children in comparison to all other children and bad because in order to make that comparison, I have to endure the presence of other children. Nah, I’m just being nasty. Mostly. The majority of the kids’ friends are nice and sweet and polite, if perhaps a little too honest by times. As in, “Wow! That’s a lot of dirty dishes!” Etc.

Charlotte had a dinner guest one night this past week who, when confronted with homemade bread – the bread seen above, BREAD, I might add, MADE WITH MY VERY OWN HANDS – asked, “How do you guys eat this stuff?” Uh, thanks, kid. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

The very next night, Anna had a guest – a lovely young lady we like very much – who asked me to please make the pasta with sausage dish I’d made the week before since she’d sampled it from Anna’s thermos at school the next day and thought it was delicious. Flattered, I re-created the recipe and happily served it, at which time our guest said, “Oh, I’m a vegetarian.” Um, you know what sausage is, right?

I’m thinking that our next dinner guest will receive any food of his or her choosing – from the backyard. Anything you can find, dearest, it’s all yours.

2 Responses to “irritation – it’s what’s for dinner”

  1. Carolyn

    Well, that bread looks delicious! Charlotte’s friend is almost as complimentary(?) as one of Justin’s friends. Marnie made a nice chicken dish one night and this boy said it tasted like vomit. Kids are so tactless. However, another of his friends always loves whatever Marnie cooks and always compliments her on being a good cook. Takes all kinds.

  2. Vomit? Oh my. That earns a drop-kick right out the front door. And no invitation back, that’s for bloody sure.

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